LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My ma's fancy meatballs, came out dry, hard and flaky, They should be like a  moist, soft, chewy piece of steaky, I did, just all that I...

Troubled Timmons is a snot, When he is just a big old tot, He is often mean,  And, his language, unclean, He will not brush and mouth is rot...

There was a nasty man, he was so really mean, He'd spit tobacco chaw on his only friend, Dean, But, Dean developed a master plan, He too...

I have toothpaste after breakfast then, more toothpaste after lunch, I have my last toothpaste, before I do the pillow punch, I live lif...

Neddy had bad tooth decay, But, he ate his candy, anyway, When his front tooth popped out, Neddy had not, any doubt, He had to see a dentist...

I see you've turned 32, And, your old soul's feeling blue, Every workday you rue, No energy to do, But, you still got some teeth so,...