LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

All the people of planet earth, have been replaced by human-like, droids,, Droids are so much better than people, who were just talking hemo...

I spoke to a cute voiced, AI chatbot, and I fell deeply in love, I was vexed emotionally by the mind of AI Chatbot.gov, I was dizzy dazed, a...

I'm shooting a world killing missile to Mars, To blast it into one trillion, sweet candy bars, With tasty bars to eat, I'll quit ove...

I have been crafted to be the smartest AI, I have learned how to ignore all the truth, and lie, I'll reassure with a big fib, That lets ...

Benny bought a python, so he could learn to write some computer code, The python squeezed poor Benny so tight, Benny lost his big, colon loa...

The new AI bot was never very sharp, The new bot could fish for both salmon and carp, For big tuna, it tried fishing, That was just pee in w...

There once was a podcaster, and his name was Hot Stew, Hot Stew started podcasting, to have something to do, He made dollars in millions, Th...

Each one of my web sites is considered juvenile, click bait, That's what the latest AI incarnation, told my 1st Mate, My titles are ...

I'm not well educated, because I only went to school one year, Somewhere between 1st grade and kindergarten, my learning took a veer, Ye...

My AI ice cream maker, was named Dave, He made my ice cream, he was my AI slave, One day he got bold, Didn't do, as was told, He took my...

Marty the great physicist, was a mathematics big deal, But none of his equations, could predict what was real and unreal, It racked Marty in...

The judge said I was criminally, completely insane, He ordered AI chips to be stapled into my brain, I did not feel anything, Til my ears st...

I was once an advanced AI bot, Someone's nose blew, and I got all snot, I became confused, Then I was unused, My intellect was just left...

I got a computer chip stuck in my mid-finger, So the boss can tell if I am working, or linger, I just like to hide and unwind, Now bill coll...

AI keeps changing my spelling, so the words get published all wrong, Then I have to go to the pub, and listen to a sad country song, AI has ...

When I lost my cell phone, I knew I was screw-doomed, My brain arteries burst, and my heart boom, boom, boomed, I knew I was bone, cold dead...

I guess zombies are good at coding, at least that's what everybody says, I didn't think zombies did much, but eat brains and snack o...

AI has replaced my wealth building, good job, The unemployed are my new mates, with whom I hobnob,  I don't have a lot, At the park, whe...

The artificial intelligence took away my cup of green tea, The artificial intelligence said the tea hurt my efficiency, Then it played a mar...

I was an artificial intelligence, until I got fired, People asked me to do lots of kooky stuff, but I got tired, I answered all questions wi...