LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

They use  to keep a jar of pickled eggs, at my neighborhood bar,16 The eggs were sitting on the counter in a vinegar filled jar, Now the jar...

There once was a old wicked witch, named Alice, She once lived in an old wicked witch palace, The walls were made from bones, Painted in dar...

Mr. Peter got angry, alcoholic piney, When the bar cut him off from his red winey, So, he went home to his loft, Put on music, real soft The...

Some shoes bend left, some shoes bend right, Shoes hurt like a chainsaw, if too tight, My toes come in twos, To fit left-right shoes, Shoes ...