LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

With a Michigan moose, I formed a real tight bond, We both liked to chew on weeds, in a holding pond, To make pond weeds to be tasty, Do not...

Frank picked little red strawberries, and put them in his bowl, Before he set each berry down, Frank kissed them with his soul, The berries ...

Count the mice that run around in each diner, The one with the most mice, that is the finer, The preferred mouse place to eat, Has food that...