LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I spent my savings going to trumpet college, to improve my embouchure, I was told that my lips were like pig ears, making sounds that were h...

Billy had turtle feet, He couldn't dance to a beat, German opera he could sing, A falsetto voice, he'd make ring, Provided Billy had...

The little tit had it's toot, Chirping out The Magic Flute, It did not depart From original Mozart, But the owl didn't give a hoot.