LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Grandma does not cook the food she prepares, until all the microbes are dead, That's what dinner guests ponder on the toilet; that's...

I spread some tuna on a stick, But it fell off before I could lick, The fish drips hit the ground, And without making a sound, The cat ate i...

Peter Pig was ground into sample sausages, down the street at Vinny's Store, The customers sampled Peter Pig, until Peter was no more, T...