LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Barry was a tweetie-birdie, But, his tweets were way too wordy, So, he quit using the vowel, On verbs, he threw in the towel, His tweets...

I have been banned from all social media on earth, All my comments are deleted, from my death back until my birth, I guess I'll have a m...

When Ron reads tweets about him he gets really mad, Because, the tweeters who tweet about him tweet him really bad, But, Ron tweets tweets...