LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

When stuffing my turkey, my turkey would not stuff, I think it was the stuffing that made the job so rough, I tried stuffing the bird wi...

Mark was asked to find turkey for Thanksgiving, So, at the mill he quit his job of riving, He hoped on a plane, For a turkey to gain, In...

I bought a golden turkey for my Thanksgiving holiday, He was really cheap and cost me so very little pay, But, it was really hard to eat...

Mike the turkey went to higher ground, Where he thought his safety sound, But hunter Pete, Wanted turkey meat, And got poor Mike with just o...

My plumpest turkey was named Steve, He earned himself a Thanksgiving reprieve, Not too much to brag, But, he saluted the flag, O...

Because of Covid  I could not turkey shop via, a roam,😷 So, I carved my Thanksgiving beast from Dow Styrofoam,🦃 It did not bake but, caugh...

I was to serve a non-meat turkey at Thanksgiving noon, But, the turkey I baked was a turkey balloon, Well, that's in the past, So, after...

My turkey Mabel looked really nice, Prancing around and pecking lice, So, my turkey Mabel, Won't be served on my table, The r...

Oh Turkey Day, Oh Turkey Day, I think we have a problem, Though Halloween is far away, My turkey is haunted by a goblin, Oh Turkey Day,...