LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I dreamt I had big turkey feet, And a drumstick for a leg, I dreamt I had two turkey wings, And I yearned to lay an egg, I dreamt I was...

I went out hunting bear, The bear went out hunting me, I dropped my gun and went on the run, But the bear beat me to my RV, I went out ...

At hunting camp I got the boot, I spoiled the big turkey shoot, When the turkeys came by, I yelled “get lost or die”, I saved lives and ...