LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A trumpet carillon played all through the night, They kept me awake which started a fight, But their brass horns hit true, Making me all ...

Lester was trained to play the trumpet, He could only play slow, and couldn’t hump it, Only fast music could please, All the dance party ...

It seemed like for my old cornet, all the notes did melt, For steaming hot was parade day, and that my cornet felt, My lips got drip, dry pa...

My trumpet I tried and tried to make toot, It didn't work because it was stuffed with a fruit, It seems my dear nanna, Didn't lik...

My trumpet, I tried and tried to make toot, It didn't work because it was stuffed with a fruit, It seems my dear nanna, Didn't li...

I could not play my toot, toot, toot, My trumpet was broken but, not my flute, Hence, I sounded a peep, peep, peep, Which made the conduc...

I could not play my toot, toot, toot, My trumpet was broken but, not my flute, Hence, I sounded a peep, peep, peep, Which made the conduc...

I turned my dark, night backyard into day, With my sodium light display, And, with my gas grill before the morn, I toasted wieners and roast...

My uncle Jay Jay, Bleached his toupee, Now his hair is all white, Like his daddy Ray Ray, My uncle Jay Jay, Played his trumpet a...

Mr. Meade was truly a rare instrumental star, He played "Flight of the Bumblebee" on trumpet or guitar, He played in Chicago an...