LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Where does Santa get his toys? They are made by elves for good girls and boys, And, for boys and girls who are really bad, They get lumps...

Got me some eye makeup and glitter, To make a new selfie for Twitter, Made many fans bitter, They called me a dimwiter, I canceled my accoun...

There were so many election day trolls, Who have nefarious goals, Many come from overseas, Offering nude body sleaze, And, tell fibs about v...

My website is visited by trolls, I fear they have nefarious goals, When a sentence I complete, If they don't like it they'll dele...

On Facebook I was trolled and trolled all Christmas day, So, I cancelled my account to Twitter parley, On Twitter I got a restricted account...