LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It is spring in Michigan, and maple leaves are popping out, It's like the maple leaves, are giving the warmer sun, a shout, Now, the rob...

I admired my great tree all covered with snow, Then, the darn wind began to blow, And there was a great crashing sound, As the tree hit...

There is a tree called weeping willow, and one was weeping in the street, It weeped upon my brand new shoes, and got wet my stockings and my...

There was a busy beaver that chewed on my hickory, He chewed right through the hard, hardwood, then downward fell my  tree, It fell upon my ...

I looked out my back window and I did see, A zebra eating fruit from my apple tree, He then sprayed the a-tree, With gallons of z-pee, I cou...

There was a warped weeping willow tree, and it weeped, and weeped away, It weeped spring, summer and fall, and cried icicles on Christmas Da...

My pet squirrel ran up a tree, For I had trained him to pick the nuts for me, Then, along came an eagle, And, he did something illegal, ...

Nancy Debbie Tew, Climbed trees that had a view, She scraped her knee, And swallowed a bee, The tree manufacturer, she sue.

The needles on my Christmas tree, were treated with bug spray, So when I drank pine needle tea, I was dead by end of day, The ground was fro...

I went to the park to give it a jog, And I slammed into a tree because of the fog, Now, O.K. I would be, Not so much for the tree, It ti...

I invited for dinner my friend Marvin Hoots, He brought his family, all of them were bigfoots, While belching passionately, They ate my holi...

Large dead tree falls down, Trailer crumples like tin can, Not insured. So sad.

By my house on a hill was a tree, I cut the tree down but, I should have left the tree be, For, the tree held up the hill, My house made ...