LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Santa Claus rode on his red sleigh, Bringing presents on Christmas day, He couldn't hardly steer, His rowdy reindeer, Till he agreed...

The wind blew down all the trees, It brought big men down on their knees, The great thunder popped, The windstorm stopped, Then you coul...

There once was a bear named Fluffy, She thought of herself as a toughie, But when bitten by bees, She fell from the trees, Now her body ...

There once was a fish with just one fin, He swam around and around again, All in circles he went, Till his fuel was all spent, Then a bi...

Caroline was the light on the bay, When she left the light faded away, I promised that I would change, But, my voice was out of range, N...

A dog went swimming far out in the bay, He caught a fish and swam back the same day, He flopped the fish on the shore, The fish flopped o...

I live in Michigan in Traverse City, It is a nice place but, it is itty bitty, The bay looks real nice, The blue waters entice, The girl...

There was a girl from Traverse City, Her eyes were bright her hair was pretty. She laid in the sun, Till she was well done, Now her skin...

There once was a rabbit named Sam, He ate Easter eggs with his ham, When he ate some roast beef, His belly had grief, Cause he spiced it...