LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

When I drive down the street, I like to do the weave, That's why I got arrested by Officer Steve, He said I looked pale, He put me in ja...

I decided to ride my motor scooter into town, But I went way too slow, and I quickly got run down, The first car really hurt, The second cau...

The ground was all frosty, and Benny's nose filled with snot, It was a day dear Benny, wished he had forgot, For a big tired truck, Hit ...

On the highway my scooter wouldn't scoot, I held up traffic and got a toot, toot, Then, along came the police, To keep the traffic at...