LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I decided to get my Christmas tree early, Because by Christmas they'll all be gone, surely, I cut it down in the woods, And against my o...

Chipmunk ate my cupcake, Squirrel ate my  asthma pill, Otter ate my fish, Rabbit ate my dill, Bear drank my moonshine,  River ate my r...