LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Peter Pig was ground into sample sausages, down the street at Vinny's Store, The customers sampled Peter Pig, until Peter was no more, T...

Ron wanted some peanuts to eat on today, But, a bag full of almonds sat in the way So, on the almonds Ron did feast, Till Ron gassed up like...

I bought my family a big piece of beef, Didn't know it would bring them constipation relief, They used the stocks of toilet paper, Paint...

Time from a bottle, Gallon red wine, smooth, laughs, tears, Meal, down a toilet.