LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Moose Gillies would brag and would boast, About his annual summer corn roast, But, this year he got bent, When in the fire the corn went,...

High priced cereal, Nice box: tastes like sticks and leaves, Trash can smells better. Sugar, Cereal, Yuck! Tastes like very dry grass,...

My toaster did not toast too well, It toasted mom's toast too toasty to jell, So, I spread peanut butter, Then, served it to mutter, ...

Before Benny writes his online post, He has to have two eggs and toast, A half pint of beer, A shot of the Clear, And, a rib in a ve...