LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jimmy took classes in theoretical trig, He wanted to build a space/time rig, He wanted to go fast, Deep into the past, Where his knowled...

My time machine broke down back in Ancient Rome, I met Nero Czar and he was a weird little gnome, He'd sit out in his flower garden, Pas...

I time traveled off to a nicer place, In my 1974 Matador Sedan, There was no pressure; there was no rat race, You just took life as you c...

My time machine got stuck, In 1863 in old Kentuck, Between the Rebs and the Yanks, They were firing on all flanks, I was a tachyon maste...

My time machine broke down in the late middle ages, That was the most backward of human historical stages, They over used the word ...