LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

PP033122 Benny built a time machine, But, he benefited not, For when he went back to change the past, The future he forgot.  

When I took my time machine back to the Old West, I spilled a beer on Doc Holliday's new vest, Now, he didn't say too much, But, ...

My time machine will machine no more, So, I can't the future or the past explore, I am stuck in the present, Like a time trave...

Mr. Pib owned a broken time machine, Only into the future it found it’s scene, Pib could not go back in time, So, he aged from his prime,...