LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

In my head I have a thinker, Sometimes, he is a stinker, Like math class, I will not pass, I'm tired in class, so I take a winker.

Tootsie Termite took ticker tape, Tickered tourist Tommy Thape, The ticker tumbled, Tommy trumbled, Toward Tootsie's teacher Terri T...

Siblings Sloppy, Lazy and Careless, decided to go to school, Sloppy, Lazy and Careless, didn't like those adults chosen to rule, Yet, th...

Jimmy's toe jams smelled, He drank beer and his belly swelled, He retired to teach, At the beach, Sea turtles, how to mind meld.

Little Goat goes to school, He gets straight A's, as a rule, Goat once got a D, In geometry, Teach raised it to an A cause Goat's co...

I downloaded a really cheap movie feature, About some crazy invading alien creature, And, although the story wasn't tight, Br...