LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My tuna fish was kind of tainted, With blue and green dots it was painted, Although, it was my main course, It smelled like sweat fro...

MY LEMONADE STAND The lemonade I sold was not from good juice, My customers complained that their bowls got too loose, And, one lady...

MY LEMONADE STAND The lemonade I sold was not from good juice, My customers complained that their bowls got too loose, And one lady ...

I bought my family a big piece of beef, Didn't know it would bring them constipation relief, They used the stocks of toilet paper, Paint...