LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Winter came and brought misery, misery, I am told, It blocked the paths of all creatures, and suffered them, the cold, Cold hurts the face, ...

This sad morning, my old rusty, purple pickup would not start, My vehicle turned over once, then the engine blew apart, I was so late for my...

I went to a senior party, near the lake, and the piers, We built a big fire, so we'd have light to find our beers, It was long past our ...

My name is Penny, I'm A bird with a bird nest, A bug laid eggs in my eggs; her babies ate best, The bug flew fast, away, I'll catch ...

I am excited to start farming in outer space, I believe Mars makes for the ultimate, testing case, I will bring cows, and make them stay, I...

I ran into my Uncle Karl, who lives down in the del, By the size of his stomach, I knew that Karl wintered well, Taters and fried cakes, Is ...

My net worth is a pocket full of dimes, I have lived through much harder times, I'd eat some begged bread, Felt myself well feed, For mo...

I am a small spider that got washed away, Now I am stuck on the ground, in the wet clay, So I'll swim like a duck, Climb up from the muc...

It is the winter of my woe, It got so cold I froze my toe, Can't pay for heat, I'm out of doe, The roof caved in because of snow, I...

Went out to the woods to bang me a beast, I sat downwind, where he'd smell me the least, He snuck up tippy toe, He was near, I didn'...