LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The judge said I was criminally, completely insane, He ordered AI chips to be stapled into my brain, I did not feel anything, Til my ears st...

Gym hired a surgeon, who fixed Gym's big nose, While they were at it, they cleaned between Gym's toes, The surgeon removed a tick, A...

My cow always sat on the railroad tracks, waiting for a train, I decided what my cow needed, was the transplant of a brain, I chose the brai...

I became a kid doctor, like Doogie Hauser, but I did not train, I decided to start at the top, by operating on the brain, For just a couple ...