LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A bear wandered up my driveway, and ate a couple of my kids, My wife, she got extremely hysterical, I just thought, "good rids", T...

I observed a shinny, pretty flower, I feared a big, ugly bug might devour, So I got some bug spray, And, I sprayed away, The flower was dead...

I'm trying to get over my addiction to snow, It's hard to get over when it's everywhere that I go, I need an intervention, For m...