LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

For a chicken meal, I went out to a farm, I bought a live chicken, intending it harm, Her beautiful name was Grace, I took her back to my pl...

I bought crypto-currency, and I got a surprise, I had laser beams, flying out of my beady eyes, I eye laser some nice pork, Drank red wine t...

There was this vampire, he hung down from an oak tree, Everyone who passed got a little neck bitey, Blood flowed like a river, Which made gi...

I had some fun juice that tasted so fine, No after affect like banana wine, I drank it for my dinner, It earned title of winner, I think dad...

I went to Salisbury to eat me some stake, It's served between big buns, best that anyone can bake, With sausage gravy and cheese, For li...

I had some chicken fingers but, I should have had chicken feet, Then, when that bear came along he would not have had me to eat, My feet...

I went to Lake Woebe and found the lake was gone, There was not any water, or cabins with green lawn, There were fish stuck in the mud, So m...

Some shoes bend left, some shoes bend right, Shoes hurt like a chainsaw, if too tight, My toes come in twos, To fit left-right shoes, Shoes ...

I eat mostly the legs off chicken, I eat down to the bones, where I find slim pickin, I drink applesauce, Till I'm sick and toss, Bird a...