LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was doomscrolling for vampires, and found one with a long, green tooth, He got it stuck in a catsup bottle, while in a restaurant booth, I...

I felt rich when I found in my wallet, a dollar, I felt smart when I read me a book, a scholar, I still felt so defeated, When everyone twee...

I sued for peace the mean, itchy, hungry head lice, My last offer gave to them, a real good entice, So that I can get some sleep, And my cra...

At every fireworks display on the  4th Of July, Vampires rain down on tourists, from out of the sky, The tourists are alarmed, But not serio...