LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Big Bubba lives down by the foaming sea, He is a nephew to my bro and me, Bubba loves beer and chicken, His girlfriend is Wiccan, She spelle...

The universe appears eternal, from dawn, to dawn, to dawn, to dawn, But, when the universe disappears, its life will be a tiny yawn, So head...

I would very often get a wallop, alongside my head, It's the Winky family language, no words are ever said, All is quiet as a cold, dead...

My neighbors drank some bad whisky, they made in a lead barrel, It affected their small minds, now they have all gone quite feral, They'...

I once had two large facial organs, some call ears, I lost them fishing out on the crowded, bay piers, For an entire day, Fish hooks flew ro...

Ignorance is what I practice, every single day, Ignorance is my happy place, and that's the place I stay, For those who are smarty, I...

My fan got hot and caught on fire, It was atop my woodstove, which caused the dire, My melted, plastic fan, Made great flames and I ran, My ...

There was a great fish; a big alpha male, He ate the other fish, from head to tail, His body got stronger, Wider and longer, He choked to de...

Frosty found he had no fun. By playing with his hot ray gun, He vaporized his toe, He set his leg aglow, All the way up to his bun.

Donny thought he was smarter than the average bear, He broke into cabins and did not care, Then, he found a loaded gun Played with it just f...