LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Justin was a cute teddy bear, who lived on my top bookshelf, Justin was so sad, because he lost his best friend, Teddy Ralph, Teddy Ralph fe...

My beautiful blue teddy bear sat in a tire swing, He doesn't really swing, because he cannot do a thing, I drag his butt out and around,...

My beautiful blue teddy bear, he came to life, He ran off with the next door neighbor's pretty wife, It was really sad, My Teddy did bad...

It was so cold that Davey got sick, Then he got sicker, awfully quick, So he took a snooze, Awoke to bad news, His nose was plugged, and he ...