LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I sent my platoon of soldiers, up a steep, enemy, held  hill, They came across an enemy Teddy Bear, they were forced to kill, The Teddy Bear...

Mommy intervened,  and she made me take a time-out nap, for a while, Because I was feuding, using ball bats, with my pet, stuffed crocodile,...

I had this big pest, his name was Eddy, He was a rat, and he pested steady, Every night, He'd take a bite, Out of my sweet, pink, stuffe...

When I was little, I saw a bear, He was full of stuffing and had no hair, He slept with me in bed, Up by my baby head, So all the wild monst...

My beautiful blue teddy bear was destroyed by my puppy dog, I told puppy he was very bad, then he dropped a big turd log, I buried Teddy in ...