LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I dreamed I was a employed, as a soda jerk, Way back in the 1950's, when there was such work, I'd be a one man team, Who sold real c...

My employer, Squeaky Squires, owns a chain of grocery stores, He sells expired groceries, and unto him the wealth, it pours, I got titled he...