LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My favorite, little, straight flute, got pinched today, Someone evil grabbed it, and ran quickly away, It has a silver shine, Smells like me...

I slow rode my crooked broomstick to the store,  I'm a witch, who likes to sweep the floor, I try the ripe, fresh fruit, And, vegetable ...

Mason used up all the soap, So, all I had was an empty rope, So, I used up his shampoo, Got even, true, Now, he won't be telling ma, tha...

Little thief Edgar stole things starting with the letter "T" Be it a trinket, trombone, tether ball or TV, The item's v...

I put an earring in my left ear, It was gold, and financially dear, But along came this Frankie, He gave my earring a yankey, The pain made ...

Porch pirate Billy, sneaked up to my backdoor, He sneaked off with candy, laid on my porch floor, A rare chocolate from Spain, Quite hard to...

Some guy got lost way out in my woods, We robbed him, we were dressed with yellow hoods, I told him, "follow my bro, The Toad", ...

I heard giggles and I knew it weren't me, It was the top cupboard; I climbed up there to see, To my despair, There was an elf living the...

I caught a porch pirate stealing and he laughed and said, "Aye, Aye," Then he grabbed all my packages, and ran saying, "Bye, ...

I never had to get my mail, My neighbor Doc, got it without fail, He didn't  give it to me, Doc considered my mail was free, I wonder wh...