LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There is this big bad potato, his real name is Pete, He stinks so darn bad, he's never been chosen to eat, He is out of the potato bin, ...

My little potato plant would not grow, I asked it why? It did not know, When under it, I dug, I found the tubers, snug, I un-snugged the tub...