LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I took to living under a big apple tree, I paid absolutely no rent, I thought it free, But, it was in someone's front yard, They had a h...

I bought a shack down in the holler, I moved in and spread out my squalor, I decided to let in, The rest of my kith and kin, Some cousins mu...

I went camping in somebody's very private, backyard, They  had gone overseas, and had no neighbors for a guard, They had a sauna and poo...