LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I received a summons, to go see the great judge, in court,🏛 The great judge said, he had a very, concerning report,🐿 While at the dart clu...

I shopped, and  bought a little metal, fishing boat, and I named it Rim Tim Tin, It was made of tin can-like aluminium, and the aluminium wa...

I was fishing in a boat on a bay, when a unicorn swam in from the sea, The unicorn had four legs and a golden saddle, and was beckoning to m...

I went white water rafting, one sunny day, The river was yucky with swirling red clay, My little dog, named Gerty, Got her face all dirty, I...

Donny went river fishing in his fibreglass canoe, It had a couple of small leaks, because it was not new, Donny didn't get bites that da...

 Twelve skunks moved to Midland Michigan, from a town called Montreal, They all moved to Michigan, because hula hooping was their call, In M...

The hometown band was marching extremely, way crazy fast, Their scheduled halftime show, would surly, not properly last, The drum major slow...

The Tepo Tiger was a gigantic, green wart, Worn by a novice player, on a tennis court, It was atop his right hand, It was a part of the bran...

I traveled to the lake to fish, then I went digging in the ground, I dug down deep, thirteen feet, and big, squirming worms is what I found,...

I walked to the other side of the lake, and a lion was there, He started eyeing me real good, as did his buddy, the big bear, I took my walk...

Tilly raised his pirate flag, above his dingy, that sat out on the bay, When Tilly rowed toward a victim, they would lift up anchor, and dri...

I rode on my new tricycle, and everyone said, I was dope, I rode it straight up a steep hill, when all others gave up, and lost hope, The ne...

Trina went trolling out on a flat lake, with a big plastic worm, She kept her worm lure close to the boat, to watch the plastic worm squirm,...

I''m going out on the lake, that is famous for their loon, Gonna try to see one, while cruising on grandpa's, pontoon, The old m...

I am an alpha player, with the power pogo stick, I jump higher and further, than all others in my clique, I can jump twenty feet, high, Jump...

My short, silver dinghy, went sinking, then sucked down, All of my favorite fishing bait, it all drown, Except, Casper, the leach, Swam off ...

Adam was a cute little troll, a cute little troll, like me, Then our Adam grew to be six feet tall, by the age of three, At four, Adam playe...

My dinner was a little fish, its corpse was flaky and tender, I caught it out of season, so I am a poaching fish, offender, Last night I ate...

I lost another crappie fish, off my hook, It was a sneaky fish, and my worm he took, My rusty, old hook, ain't very sharp, Because I use...

A caliginous fog hung over the big, lake bay, That made my small bobber fishing, difficult today, I fretted with brain wonder, Had my bobber...