LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I buy all my noodles, down at the secondhand grocery store, I cook my noodles just four minutes, stir them, then cook them some more, They m...

When I stepped upon the big, growing weed, called dill, It was growing up on a sand and rocky hill, It stood in the hot sun, It was the only...

I wear ginger on my head, I like ginger in my bread, And whatever the fame, Ginger is a good name, If eat a little you'll feel well fed.

All food deserves a garlic dash, It makes dull food vibrant and brash, Food with garlic delights my taster, And, garlic with butter is th...