LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My bucket is full of minnows, and my can is full of worms, My lunchbox is full of candy; my hands are covered with germs, I am fishing in my...

I went into a public restroom, and it needed multiple cleans, The white floor was all covered, with chicken livers, and bluegill fish, splee...

They use  to keep a jar of pickled eggs, at my neighborhood bar,16 The eggs were sitting on the counter in a vinegar filled jar, Now the jar...

I love saltine crackers, because they taste good, Everybody eats them, in my neighborhood, I eat them with salt and cheese, Peppered cracker...

He set his bun upon his left knee, Upon his right, he set his tea, From his left jacket pocket, he pulled some ham, From his right pocket, h...

I shop stores and yard sales for teapots, I buy them as singles, or in lots, I buy some cause they're  pretty, I buy uglies out of pity,...