LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Some people push a theory that the universe is made of strings, I completely disagree, the verse is made of just pretty things, It's mad...

There once was a wise moose named Fred, Everyone would do just as Fred said, Fred said to swim like an otter, Drink your weight in water, Th...

Little Goat goes to school, He gets straight A's, as a rule, Goat once got a D, In geometry, Teach raised it to an A cause Goat's co...

Frankie thought he was a charm, Then he snots upon his arm, The girls all say, "Frankie keep away, Your snot might do us harm."