LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I ordered some tuna fish, online, I opened the can and it smelled fine, I ate it and drank homemade red wine, I got gassy bubbles, a bad sig...

I went tenting, but I lost my warm cozy tent, A tornado grabbed it, then back home it was sent, Black rain clouds became my ceiling, Electri...

Out in my backyard, Stood a maple tree on guard, Beneath it's tower, Was my patio of power, Where stories flowed from every bard...

My light bulbs have some kind of bad disease, They flicker on and off, an eyeball tease, When off, it is scary, When on, I'm just weary,...

I had no dollars in my pocket, So I couldn't buy a bottle rocket, So to feel more fine, I expressed online, To the world, I did Tic Toc ...