LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Me and close kin were huddled all together, and starving, half to death, Then I eyed my next door cousin's food and fine home, and methi...

The approaching Ides of March, foretell the warning, Be alive at midnight, yet cold dead by morning, Or, alive at this noon, Dead by the ris...

I invested in sugar markets, because I got a sweet deal, I bought sugar futures, because they have that upper classy feel, I could prance as...

I had a little goldfish named Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep, He had a good full life, rounded by the sleep, One day he ate a Pollywog, From the s...