LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My fabulous little wife, is named Leigh, She sat me down under a weeping tree She built a guest house for me, Told me that's where I mus...

My sassy, little monkey's name was Mayberry-Dean, She ate all her dinner, but got gassed up by the bean, We made her stay ten feet away,...

Bill penned out a song that was extraordinary, real nice, He made the melody on his harmonica, device, The record was a go, And, Bill loved ...

There once was a little monkey named Cy, When he smelled a banana, he'd cry, It reminded him of mommy, She was accused being commie, The...

I heard a echo in my house, It was the voice of Jingles, my late spouse, Jingles said to me, " You'll never be free," And ...