LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I had a friend come over and they were very rich, They still left bugs on my sofa and I caught their itch, I sprayed the sofa down twice,  O...

I got bit by three gigantic skeeters today, It's March; skeeters shouldn't be out until late in May, Now, I am all itchy, My tude ha...

Billy applied his sticky salve and creams, So Billy could sleep sound, and have nice dreams, Or else he'd itch, Toss and twitch, And hav...

Rocko went swimming and got the parasites, Drilled into his skin when he turned out the lights, Boy did they bite, They gnawed in real tight...