LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The raccoon and I knew that the near future would reveal, Which one of us would become the other's evening meal, I through hard fists in...

Jimmy was a mighty condor, who ate old potato buns, But every time he ate them, Jimmy Condor got the runs, Jimmy took some pills, To cure hi...

I eat maggots because they taste so good, I eat maggots because I feel I should, I eat maggots with a dash of clay, Cannot crawl out my bell...