LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I guess my toothbrush has just become self-aware, An electric shock gave me a cardiac scare, I reached for the plug, Gave the chord a tug, W...

A snake fell into my swimming pool, I guess he wanted to feel real cool, He chased us all away, On a hot summer day, Now "no snakes in ...

When the hobgoblins were about to sing, I knew the elf evils would do their thing, It was sort of a dance, Maybe, more of a prance, Then the...