LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Willis is the blogging god, Willis rules media, and is alone, For in his head is his cordless keyboard, and a 5G cellphone, To media, he...

I slow rode my crooked broomstick to the store,  I'm a witch, who likes to sweep the floor, I try the ripe, fresh fruit, And, vegetable ...

My favorite word in a sentence was the noun, Now when I hear someone's noun, I just start to frown, I now only like verbs, They're l...

Tuna is a fish, it is not a state of mind, I said this to a friend, he said I was unkind, Tuna fish in the brains, He sand, yielded great ga...

Jimmy's toe jams smelled, He drank beer and his belly swelled, He retired to teach, At the beach, Sea turtles, how to mind meld.