LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

We once built a space rocket, it was shaped like a shoe, Didn't look aerodynamic, but it fly, flown and flew, We burned it straight to M...

I was gonna do up some sour pickles that are dilled, I was gonna sell um, up by the highway, where it's hilled, Then I found my dill was...

Palmer likes to hit the booze, some say he is nothing but a lush, I find it hard to tell, because after each drink, his teeth he'll brus...

I only spent $4.00 for tuna, and it got me ten cans, Better Black Friday deal, than when I bought nine sets of fry pans, When poverty is in ...

I found a wart on my apple, while drinking homemade port, So, I thought I'd take the apple maker, to small claims court, The apple maker...