LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Tilly raised his pirate flag, above his dingy, that sat out on the bay, When Tilly rowed toward a victim, they would lift up anchor, and dri...

The guy was away handling pots and pans, He was the cook on a ship named, The Hans, When the ship sunk down, That cook guy did drown, Trying...

There once was a ship captain named Tank, Every ship he commanded he sank, He ruined his career, Because he could learn to steer, Now he sai...

It's name was Flotilla, and that was my boat, It was pontooned with pop bottles that held air, and could float, Then way out on the bay,...