LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I played my gorgeous oboe with the choir, at the church, I made magnificent music from my balcony perch, But, just a squeak and a squawk, St...

A big polar vortex came down after me, That's why I'm buried in an ice and snow sea, I've dug all about, Found no real way out, ...

Stanley was acting weird and real funny, He hopped around like a crazy bunny, When they sent Stan away, For a mental health stay, His eyes t...

I met with four crazy doctors on the Zoom, They discussed the condition causing my gloom, They said don't bother to retire, For I was ab...

I bought many Valentine's gifts, yet have no Valentine, Mostly I bought candy, I love candy, so I'll be fine, I booked a restaurant ...

Missy the sunfish, swam with her babies in the bay, They ate little purple snails, they dug out of the clay, Then a fisherman's hook, Ma...

Silvery Sue was my all time, favorite pet snake, Wherever I went, my Silvery Sue I would take, One day, she challenged a wide tire, She had ...

Fall is here to freeze my corn, I wish that fall was never born, My last rose has died away, I won't see  flowers until mid-May, I be al...