LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It rained and stormed all day,  The kids couldn't get out and play,  They tore up the house,  Drove off my spouse,  Now all alone wi...

Pauline and Paula got swimmers itch, Because they went swimming in a ditch, They ignored the no swimming sign, So now they both pine, Fo...

My air conditioner blew up with a boom,  Now it’s hotter than Hades in my room,  There’s no ice in the freezer,  To cool off this geezer,...

Bye, bye heat wave with the new falling rain,  But, the lightning strike has caused me so much pain,  I know that I’m not dead, Cause I f...