LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My air conditioner blew up with a boom,  Now it’s hotter than Hades in my room,  There’s no ice in the freezer,  To cool off this geezer,...

My tan lotion didn't make me real tan, Instead, I turned red like tomatoes in a can, Then, my skin peeled and peeled, Until, I finall...

Bye, bye heat wave with the new falling rain,  But, the lightning strike has caused me so much pain,  I know that I’m not dead, Cause I f...