LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Me thinks my stew meat was foreign born, From overhead flypaper the wind doth torn, But, the stew isn't for me, So, I'll just lea...

Bobby was the greatest chef, He was the greatest chef around, He made his meals all from scratch, Then fed them to his hound, On ...

Watch out the gnomes are coming for you, They will bite you and eat you and your family too, They stand out on your dirt, With thei...

Carman was a crayfish, She played in mud all day, She once climbed into a clay dish, Then Carmen went away, Carman was sold as a crawda...

Margaret, Margaret what's in the stew? I ate here on Tuesday and came down with the flu, I use to think no stew finer, Than the stew ...

Margaret, Margaret what's in the stew? I ate here on tuesday and came down with the flu, I use to think no stew finer, Than the stew ...